there are like 2 thousand people on earth how crazy is that
youre a little off there friend
ok maybe 3 thousand
better
black-veil-bridesmaid-f0rever:
what if concert tickets fell from the sky
maybe i’d go outside for once
maybe
i’d probably just open my window and put a net out.
the way this sentence is phrased makes it sound like the fact that he is the donkey kong high score record holder is what makes him eligible to be the president of taiwan
i’m gonna keep thinking about it that way
*whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that
*bites lip* oh yeah baby
*touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that
*pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper
what
*pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper
wtf can we get some privacy here
*pokes head through the ceiling vent* no
Do you ever just open Tumblr and see Misha Collins’ face and just go
Actually its more like this